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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:40 pm
Post subject: If I were rich
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If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around and
keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he would
tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or go for
parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my side
cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of the air
compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the MIG
welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep
inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
Wouldn't it be great.
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:08 am
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"Bill Clark" <clarkwd.RemoveThis@stny.rr.com> wrote in message
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> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
> and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
> would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or
> go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my
> side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
> the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the
> MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep
> inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
> Wouldn't it be great.
> Bill
>
How much you paying? I could use one of them guys myself... |
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:43 pm
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"Bill Clark" <clarkwd DeleteThis @stny.rr.com> wrote in message
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> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
> and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
> would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or
> go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my
> side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
> the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the
> MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep
> inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
> Wouldn't it be great.
>
Amen! I spend more time looking for things I have put down than I do
actually using them.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:40 pm
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I was going to apply but I lost your email address.
ErnieR
"Paul Johnson" <thejohnsons DeleteThis @frontiernet.net> wrote in message
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> "Bill Clark" <clarkwd DeleteThis @stny.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:4658efae$0$16666$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
>> and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
>> would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or
>> go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my
>> side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
>> the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the
>> MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also
>> keep inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
>> Wouldn't it be great.
>>
> Amen! I spend more time looking for things I have put down than I do
> actually using them.
> Paul Johnson
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:06 pm
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Seems you already know where you put all that stuff
Actually if you were rich you would have a beautiful young wife, like I
have, to look after you. Being rich may not buy everything, but it sure
will 'get' one a beautiful young wife 
mike
"Bill Clark" <clarkwd.DeleteThis@stny.rr.com> wrote in message
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> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
> and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
> would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or
> go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my
> side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
> the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the
> MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep
> inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
> Wouldn't it be great.
> Bill
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:15 am
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A man with a beautiful young wife may need to find someone to watch over
HER!
Thankk goodness Goy George & those friends of his in the Senate are going to
maintain our supply of cheap labor.
BH
"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2 RemoveThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> Seems you already know where you put all that stuff
>
> Actually if you were rich you would have a beautiful young wife, like I
> have, to look after you. Being rich may not buy everything, but it sure
> will 'get' one a beautiful young wife
>
> mike
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> "Bill Clark" <clarkwd RemoveThis @stny.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:4658efae$0$16666$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
> > and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
> > would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich
or
> > go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted
my
> > side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
> > the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in
the
> > MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also
keep
> > inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
> > Wouldn't it be great.
> > Bill
> >
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:29 am
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Isn't Mike in the vicinity of 100 years old... by "beautiful young wife" he
might be talking about someone pushing 80.
Lee
"Barry" <bhackney RemoveThis @houston.rr.com> wrote in message
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>A man with a beautiful young wife may need to find someone to watch over
> HER!
> Thankk goodness Goy George & those friends of his in the Senate are going
> to
> maintain our supply of cheap labor.
> BH
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> "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2 RemoveThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
> news:PLOdndvO6Nlxb8TbnZ2dnUVZ_qKqnZ2d@ptd.net...
>> Seems you already know where you put all that stuff
>>
>> Actually if you were rich you would have a beautiful young wife, like I
>> have, to look after you. Being rich may not buy everything, but it
>> sure
>> will 'get' one a beautiful young wife
>>
>> mike
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>> "Bill Clark" <clarkwd RemoveThis @stny.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:4658efae$0$16666$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> > If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me
>> > around
>> > and keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he
>> > would tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich
> or
>> > go for parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted
> my
>> > side cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of
>> > the air compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in
> the
>> > MIG welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also
> keep
>> > inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
>> > Wouldn't it be great.
>> > Bill
>> >
>>
>>
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:35 am
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I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick Vandyke
are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL
mike
"Lee Aanderud" <aanderud.RemoveThis@alltel.net> wrote in message
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> Isn't Mike in the vicinity of 100 years old... by "beautiful young wife"
> he might be talking about someone pushing 80.
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:49 am
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Hugh Hefner isn't married... he's got his three 20-something girlfriends, a
bottle of Viagra, and a live in doctor on standby.
Lee
"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2.TakeThisOut@mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick Vandyke
> are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL
>
> mike
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> "Lee Aanderud" <aanderud.TakeThisOut@alltel.net> wrote in message
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>> Isn't Mike in the vicinity of 100 years old... by "beautiful young wife"
>> he might be talking about someone pushing 80.
>>
>> Lee
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:12 pm
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On May 26, 7:40 pm, "Bill Clark" <clar....RemoveThis@stny.rr.com> wrote:
> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around and
> keep track of where I put things down. When I needed something he would
> tell me where I put it. I don't expect him to get me a sandwich or go for
> parts or do anything, just keep track of my stuff. If I wanted my side
> cutters or my favorite screwdriver or the body tag I put on top of the air
> compressor or the hood prop rod I left with the yardsticks in the MIG
> welder, he would be there to tell me where it was. He would also keep
> inventory of things and ensure that I never ran out of beer.
> Wouldn't it be great.
> Bill
This will help in many cases:
Get some spring-loaded clothes pins.
Paint them "International Orange" and clip them to whatever you put
down that's not where it belongs.
(For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the
lights!)
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:55 pm
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<midlant.RemoveThis@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> On May 26, 7:40 pm, "Bill Clark" <clar....RemoveThis@stny.rr.com> wrote:
>> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
>> and
>> keep track of where I put things down. ...
> This will help in many cases:
> Get some spring-loaded clothes pins.
> Paint them "International Orange" and clip them to whatever you put
> down that's not where it belongs.
> (For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the
> lights!)
>
Years ago one of my employees gave me a key ring that, when you clapped,
would beep. I was always misplacing my keys. Now I have replaced the
beeping key ring<G>.
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:56 am
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Better do a bit more research, if that is what you believe LOL
mike
"Lee Aanderud" <aanderud.RemoveThis@alltel.net> wrote in message
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> Hugh Hefner isn't married... he's got his three 20-something girlfriends,
> a bottle of Viagra, and a live in doctor on standby.
>
> Lee
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> "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2.RemoveThis@mailcity.com> wrote in message
> news:8vmdnasCDtFYa8fbnZ2dnUVZ_tWhnZ2d@ptd.net...
>> I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick Vandyke
>> are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:57 am
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Why? Are your lights going off and on when you clap? LOL
mike
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> <midlant.DeleteThis@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> On May 26, 7:40 pm, "Bill Clark" <clar....DeleteThis@stny.rr.com> wrote:
>>> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
>>> and
>>> keep track of where I put things down. ...
>> This will help in many cases:
>> Get some spring-loaded clothes pins.
>> Paint them "International Orange" and clip them to whatever you put
>> down that's not where it belongs.
>> (For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the
>> lights!)
>>
> Years ago one of my employees gave me a key ring that, when you clapped,
> would beep. I was always misplacing my keys. Now I have replaced the
> beeping key ring<G>.
> Paul Johnson
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:39 pm
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There was a book out a while back where one of the Playmates did a "tell
all" of what goes on inside the mansion.
http://www.amazon.com/Bunny-Tales-Behind-Playboy-Mansion/dp/0762427396...f=sr_1_
Maybe you could tell me what I need to research.
Lee
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> Better do a bit more research, if that is what you believe LOL
>
> mike
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> "Lee Aanderud" <aanderud.DeleteThis@alltel.net> wrote in message
> news:465aedd6$0$30920$88260bb3@free.teranews.com...
>> Hugh Hefner isn't married... he's got his three 20-something girlfriends,
>> a bottle of Viagra, and a live in doctor on standby.
>>
>> Lee
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>> "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2.DeleteThis@mailcity.com> wrote in message
>> news:8vmdnasCDtFYa8fbnZ2dnUVZ_tWhnZ2d@ptd.net...
>>> I'm 81 my wife is fifty, it is all relative Hugh Hefner and Dick
>>> Vandyke are my age, their wives are in their thirties LOL
>>>
>>> mike
>
>
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:07 pm
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On May 28, 5:19 pm, "Paul Johnson" <thejohns... DeleteThis @frontiernet.net>
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> <midl... DeleteThis @earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> news:1180393935.788316.180140@r19g2000prf.googlegroups.com...> On May 26, 7:40 pm, "Bill Clark" <clar... DeleteThis @stny.rr.com> wrote:
> >> If I were rich I'd hire a guy that would do nothing but follow me around
> >> and
> >> keep track of where I put things down. ...
> > This will help in many cases:
> > Get some spring-loaded clothes pins.
> > Paint them "International Orange" and clip them to whatever you put
> > down that's not where it belongs.
> > (For severe caees, attach a blinking LED to each one and turn off the
> > lights!)
>
> Years ago one of my employees gave me a key ring that, when you clapped,
> would beep. I was always misplacing my keys. Now I have replaced the
> beeping key ring<G>.
> Paul Johnson
I used to have to call me pager service to page me. This was so I
could find my briefcase!
(I wonder why Bill wants a man to follow him around.) I'd rather have
a young, pretty girl follow me around. I'd take long walks, just to
impress people. (And hear them snicker, "That old fart must be
loaded!")
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