Had my hubcaps stolen today

"Gord Beaman" <gord DeleteThis @islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Paul Calman" <spam DeleteThis @trap.com> wrote:
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>>> For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
>>> ornaments off my Dodge truck.
>> Back when it was cool to steal mercedes mascots, They came out with one
>>where the mechanism that allowed it to flex was incorperated to a switch
>>for
>>the alarm. I had a customer who lived in a bad part of town and we wired
>>his
>>to a bank teller's dye pack firing out the grill.. Refilled it three times
>>in one month, then they left his car alone. I would have used a claymore.
>
> That, or a ten gauge at crotch level loaded with SSG
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>
> -Gord.

Men scary. Must hide

Natalie
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"Gord Beaman" <gord.TakeThisOut@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Paul Calman" <spam.TakeThisOut@trap.com> wrote:
>
>>> For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
>>> ornaments off my Dodge truck.
>> Back when it was cool to steal mercedes mascots, They came out with one
>>where the mechanism that allowed it to flex was incorperated to a switch
>>for
>>the alarm. I had a customer who lived in a bad part of town and we wired
>>his
>>to a bank teller's dye pack firing out the grill.. Refilled it three times
>>in one month, then they left his car alone. I would have used a claymore.
>
> That, or a ten gauge at crotch level loaded with SSG
> --
>
>
> -Gord.
>

Sound like affixing razor blades to fender skirts. Hopefully, fender skirts
and curb feelers won't make a comeback!
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Hubcaps are optional


mike hunt

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> <IleneDover RemoveThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> > Hubcaps? What kind of cars still have hubcaps?
> >
> >
> > mike hunt
> >
>
> Crown Victoria with Police Interceptor package?
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<BenDover RemoveThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> Hubcaps are optional
>
>
> mike hunt

I learned something new today! Since every one I've seen had at least a hub
cap, I thought they were standard.

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> Ray O wrote:
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>> <IleneDover RemoveThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
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>> > Hubcaps? What kind of cars still have hubcaps?
>> >
>> >
>> > mike hunt
>> >
>>
>> Crown Victoria with Police Interceptor package?
>>
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>> Ray O
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The perp was probably another MB owner who was looking to replace
his stolen emblem


mike hunt




Paul Calman wrote:
>
> > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > ornaments off my Dodge truck.
> Back when it was cool to steal mercedes mascots, They came out with one
> where the mechanism that allowed it to flex was incorperated to a switch for
> the alarm. I had a customer who lived in a bad part of town and we wired his
> to a bank teller's dye pack firing out the grill.. Refilled it three times
> in one month, then they left his car alone. I would have used a claymore.
>
> --
> Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
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>>>>I had all four hubcaps stolen off of my Mitsubishi Galant today. Why do
>>>>people steal hubcaps?
>>>
>>>For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
>>>ornaments off my Dodge truck.
>>>
>>
>>What this country needs is a good Death Penalty law ...
>>
>>"Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
>>
>>"Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
>>
>>"Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
>>
>>"OK, you're good to go."
>>
>>"Thank you, your Honor."


Those damn Liberals...



> Maybe you should move to Iraq.


Maybe you should send the little bastards over there.
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Are you suggesting I remove my curb feelers?


mike hunt



Ray O wrote:
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>
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> Sound like affixing razor blades to fender skirts. Hopefully, fender skirts
> and curb feelers won't make a comeback!
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> Ray O
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<BenDover.TakeThisOut@mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> Are you suggesting I remove my curb feelers?
>
>
> mike hunt
>

LOL! They probably look more appropriate on the Continental than on the LS.
Were curb feelers around when your Continental was produced?

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>
> Ray O wrote:
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>>
>>
>> Sound like affixing razor blades to fender skirts. Hopefully, fender
>> skirts
>> and curb feelers won't make a comeback!
>> --
>> Ray O
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The earliest I remember curb feelers was the early fifties, ten
years after the Continental.

A flat head Ford convertible with a windshield visor, a prism on
the dash to see the traffic lights, a set of fuzzy dice hanging
from the mirror, twin radio antennas on the back fenders, skirts,
curb feelers, a suicide knob on the steering wheel and one was
all set to go cruise' the drive-ins to look over the girls on
roller skates for one that did not wear a panty girdle, to take
to a drive in movie on saturday night.



mike hunt



Ray O wrote:
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> <BenDover DeleteThis @mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> > Are you suggesting I remove my curb feelers?
> >
> >
> > mike hunt
> >
>
> LOL! They probably look more appropriate on the Continental than on the LS.
> Were curb feelers around when your Continental was produced?
>
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> Ray O
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> >
> >
> > Ray O wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Sound like affixing razor blades to fender skirts. Hopefully, fender
> >> skirts
> >> and curb feelers won't make a comeback!
> >> --
> >> Ray O
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<BenDover.TakeThisOut@mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> The earliest I remember curb feelers was the early fifties, ten
> years after the Continental.
>
> A flat head Ford convertible with a windshield visor, a prism on
> the dash to see the traffic lights, a set of fuzzy dice hanging
> from the mirror, twin radio antennas on the back fenders, skirts,
> curb feelers, a suicide knob on the steering wheel and one was
> all set to go cruise' the drive-ins to look over the girls on
> roller skates for one that did not wear a panty girdle, to take
> to a drive in movie on saturday night.
>
>
>
> mike hunt
>

Only after the car got a proper Simoniz job!
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Paul Calman wrote:

> > For the same reason some punk has now stolen two (2) ram's-head hood
> > ornaments off my Dodge truck.

> Back when it was cool to steal mercedes mascots, They came out with one
> where the mechanism that allowed it to flex was incorperated to a switch
> for the alarm. I had a customer who lived in a bad part of town and we
> wired his to a bank teller's dye pack firing out the grill.. Refilled it
> three times in one month, then they left his car alone. I would have
> used a claymore.

Not bad, not bad. My solution's a little more pragmatic: I found a company
that makes a replacement ram's head that has no flex mechanism. It means
any pedestrians I hit (right, Judy?) are gonna get a ram's-head-sized
chunk torn out of 'em, and it means I can't turn the ram's head around
facing rearward the way I like it, but it also means it'll be a great deal
more difficult to steal.
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, Josh wrote:

> > "Your Honor, the little bastard was stealing parts off my truck."
> >
> > "Oh, well then, he needed killing?"
> >
> > "Yes, your Honor, he needed killing."
> >
> > "OK, you're good to go."
> >
> > "Thank you, your Honor."

> Maybe you should move to Iraq.

Fool, he wasn't describing Iraq. He was describing Texas.
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