Had my hubcaps stolen today

"Bruce L. Bergman" <blPYTHONbergman DeleteThis @earthlink.invalid> wrote in message
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> You do know about this one, right? Go to Google, type in {french
> military victories} and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...
>
> --<< Bruce >>--

LMAO!
--
Ray O
correct the return address punctuation to reply
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Perhaps that explains some things...


>>>> Only Innies Buy Audis. <g>
>>>>
>>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
> or Guys that are castrated either emotionally or physically by their
> girlfriends <g>
>
> Charles of Kankakee
>
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-Man elite fighting
unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about
the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.




"Bruce L. Bergman" <blPYTHONbergman.RemoveThis@earthlink.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:47:55 -0400, "Billy Ray"
> <Billy_Ray.RemoveThis@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>
>> news:kktoe19pfg5oaqv81hbm0bt8qn098a7l8p@4ax.com...
>>>> On 30 Jul 2005 20:04:17 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
>>>> <xeton2001.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> was understood to have stated the following:
>>>>
>>>>>People are dying in bush's glorious Oil War and this loony is worried
>>>>>about his hubcaps.
>>>>
>>>> Why haven't you switched over to a 8' smart car, micro-weenie?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Better yet, he should join all the other cowardly surrender monkeys in
>>> France.
>>>
>>Subject: Crisis in Gaul
>>
>>
>>Paris residents get rise in terror alert
>>
>> PARIS, July 21 (UPI) -- The AP and UPI reported that the French
>> Government
>>announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to
>>Hide.
>>
>> The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
>>
>> The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
>>flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
>
> You do know about this one, right? Go to Google, type in {french
> military victories} and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>
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"hachiroku" <ae86 RemoveThis @Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:55:34 -0400, Daniel J. Stern wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005, hachiroku wrote:
>>
>>> > Maybe you should move to Iraq.
>>
>>> Nah, there they only allow cutting the RIGHT hand at an angle. OK
>>> CULTURE TIME! Why the RIGHT hand?
>>
>> 'cause that's the one reserved for eating, while the left is reserved for
>> wiping one's ass. It forces the thief to eat with what is considered an
>> inherently-dirty hand.
>
> Exaclty right! During the first Gulf War, the troops were taught that, for
> example, if a Saudi or a Kuwaiti asked you for a tool, you always hand it
> to them with your RIGHT hand, since passing something to someone with the
> laft is an even bigger insult that flipping them off!
>



If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my ass ...

Stupid bastards.

How does one wash one hand?
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Mitsu Dude,
This is one off the reasons I don't go to mom and pop places to have
work done on My Celica, Some little car shops buy hubs for $10 to $15. A
dealer will not buy hubs from a 13 year old or a crak head.

Celica00GT
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On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 15:07:42 -0700, "Bernard Farquart"
<bernardfarquart DeleteThis @removehotmail.com> wrote:

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>"Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan DeleteThis @yahooNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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>
>> I can't wait until we have cars like the ones in "I, Robot." Not only
>> will they eliminate the loss of throughput caused by incompetent Sloth
>> drivers, but they have spherical wheels so they don't need hubcaps!
>>
>The only car company that seemed to survive that far,
>was Audi, however, and I still haven't forgiven them for
>all the electrical problems they had in the '80's.

How do you feel about Taco Bell?
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"Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan.RemoveThis@yahooNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 15:07:42 -0700, "Bernard Farquart"
> <bernardfarquart.RemoveThis@removehotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan.RemoveThis@yahooNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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>>
>>> I can't wait until we have cars like the ones in "I, Robot." Not only
>>> will they eliminate the loss of throughput caused by incompetent Sloth
>>> drivers, but they have spherical wheels so they don't need hubcaps!
>>>
>>The only car company that seemed to survive that far,
>>was Audi, however, and I still haven't forgiven them for
>>all the electrical problems they had in the '80's.
>
> How do you feel about Taco Bell?
>
Bad steak fajita about 8 years ago, have not
returned to Taco Bell.
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Try E-bay when I can't find it anywhere else at a cost I would like to pay thats where I go, but just make sure anytime you buy from E-bay that the seller has allot of feedbacks, I got screwed one time from not trusting my instinks and ordered an item from someone that had no feed backs, I lost a 110.00 other people lost allot more from that same person
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On Thu, 4 Aug 2005 22:33:29 -0700, "Bernard Farquart"
<bernardfarquart RemoveThis @removehotmail.com> wrote:

>>>> I can't wait until we have cars like the ones in "I, Robot." Not only
>>>> will they eliminate the loss of throughput caused by incompetent Sloth
>>>> drivers, but they have spherical wheels so they don't need hubcaps!
>>>>
>>>The only car company that seemed to survive that far,
>>>was Audi, however, and I still haven't forgiven them for
>>>all the electrical problems they had in the '80's.
>>
>> How do you feel about Taco Bell?
>>
>Bad steak fajita about 8 years ago, have not
>returned to Taco Bell.

You'd be screwed in the "Demolition Man" future...
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Ó¿Ò

Ò¿Ó

Feel free to use them. if you use micro$oft win. you can go start, run
charmap, and see the different characters you can use.

Patrick
Ô¿Ô

"hachiroku" <ae86.DeleteThis@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:26:26 -0400, Patrick Ô¿Ô wrote:
>
>> I think he means females.
>>
>> patrick
>> Ô¿Ô
>
> Four eyes!
>
> That's one of the neatest ones I've ever seen!
>
>>
>> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray.DeleteThis@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
>> news:328d2$42eec797$42a1cc8c$31012@FUSE.NET...
>>> Innies?
>>>
>>>
>>>> Only Innies Buy Audis. <g>
>>>>
>>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>
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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 14:25:30 -0400, Patrick Ô¿Ô wrote:

> Ó¿Ò
>
> Ò¿Ó
>
> Feel free to use them. if you use micro$oft win. you can go start, run
> charmap, and see the different characters you can use.

<Whipping out a Cross> BACK! BACK! You said Micro$haft! ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

Linux, 99.9% of the time, baby!
I used to be a MS WHIZ, knew their OS's inside out, upside down and
backwards. Also got sick of the Pop-Ups, the 'influenza', the people
knocking on my backdoor (Firewall Alert:64.128.105.4 is attempting to
access your system...), etc, etc...

But thanks for the tip! I've been using Linux for over a year, haven't
really played around with it (trying to make sure this or that piece of
hardware works properly; right now stands at about 99%...the ONLY
concession I'll give to Windows...)

A little anecdote: I was working Tech Support for a Fortune Five company,
and heard there was this thing called Chicago out. Sent an e-mail and
asked to be put on the Beta test. Made it for the last two releases before
the Real Deal.

Loaded it up on a Friday, played with it until Sunday afternoon, and then
reloaded 3.11. Wednesday afternoon, on the way home, decided that it was a
pretty cool OS afterall, and reloaded it that evening. Never looked back!
Windows '95 OSR 2.5 was my FAVOURITE OS of all time, followed very closely
by NT 4.0 SP 5. Don't know WHAT the hell MS did after that! Ran NT right
up till I switched to Linux...

>
> Patrick
> Ô¿Ô
>
> "hachiroku" <ae86.TakeThisOut@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.08.02.01.47.09.667980@Trueno.GTS...
>> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:26:26 -0400, Patrick Ô¿Ô wrote:
>>
>>> I think he means females.
>>>
>>> patrick
>>> Ô¿Ô
>>
>> Four eyes!
>>
>> That's one of the neatest ones I've ever seen!
>>
>>
>>> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray.TakeThisOut@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
>>> news:328d2$42eec797$42a1cc8c$31012@FUSE.NET...
>>>> Innies?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Only Innies Buy Audis. <g>
>>>>>
>>>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>
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