Would Jesus would have driven a Toyota?

Call it anecdotal evidence if you will, but all the losers I know
drive an uninspiring little Toyota. It's the equivalent of everybody
riding a horse, and you riding a donkey.

The good thing about it is that you are totally anonymous with those
boxes, so your profile as a loser is mostly unknown. Well, Jesus rode
an ass too, so he would probably have driven a Toyota, and so are the
dummies who follow Jesus.

Some day my creative genius would be recognized by an advertising
agency to create this sign:

http://atom.smasher.org/construction/?l1=Toyota&l2=cars&l3=are+for+&l4=dummies!


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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

"Never drive a Toyota unless you are a dummy"

http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

On Apr 12, 2:49 pm, "Mike Hunter" wrote:
> The 15 passenger Econoline is hardy a MINI van it is built on a 3/4 ton
> chassis.

I clearly laid out the difference:

"I think the concept of
> van and particularly the MINIVAN were really a great step forward"

But if you want 12 disciples/kids to fit in a minivan, then you gotta
be creative...

On Apr 12, 2:45 pm, Father Haskell wrote:

> 12 passengers would be overloading, unless they
> were dwarves.

They would seat on each other's laps like good kids.